Pipsytip: Archive

Mar 24th

Mar 22nd

Crushing so bAaaaaad.

Mar 3rd

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Mar 3rd

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Feb 29th

795 notes

sometimes I really have to fight to not be a stalker.

Feb 29th

Feb 28th

82 notes

It’s one thing to eat my ice cream. I have grown to accept that, but to eat two large jars of nutella is a step too far.

Feb 27th

Feb 14th

1,464 notes

A sad state of affairs when your email inbox is mainly corporate happy birthdays and a credit card statement.

Feb 14th

1 tag

Feb 11th

85 notes

Feb 9th

35,950 notes

Feb 7th

Feb 6th

4 notes

Feb 5th

621 notes

Bleak isolated numb melancholy blue constricted restricted heavy mired bogged down drowning rising tides cold remote internal distracted Inert Dejected

Feb 1st

Every now and then I wonder what to do with my tumblr. I think cryptic thoughts about it all may be a starter for 10.

Feb 1st

Sometimes it is evident to me that my middle name should be melancholy.

Feb 1st

Jan 31st

92 notes

Jan 31st

236 notes

That thing when you are totes crushing on someone? Yeah, that.

Jan 30th

Jan 28th

1,175 notes

Jan 23rd

183 notes

2 tags

am writing

And I’ve just asked my partner and a friend to read my work and give it the once over before I edit it one final time before submitting it as part of my coursework. Does the nerves and neediness ever go when you do that? Because I’m quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots over this.

Jan 22nd